Ngaphandle koMfelokazi Omnyama uqobo.
Ukukhishwa kwe- "Mfelokazi Omnyama" kuqhubekele phambili ngokungapheli ngenxa yobhubhane lokutheleleka kwe-coronavirus, kepha lokhu akuvimbeli ukuvela kwabasebenzi abasha. Ngenxa yezenzo ezenziwa ngenkuthalo ye-akhawunti ye-Nacao Marvel ye-Twitter, izithombe eziningi ezintsha ngokubamba iqhaza kwabalingiswa abaphambili okulethwe kunethiwekhi, ngaphandle komlingiswa oyinhloko odlalwe nguScarlett Johansson. Lezi zithombe zibonisa umuntu ophikisana naye ongaqondakali onama-Taskmaster wezithombe (T. Fagbenli), waseSoviet superhero Red Guard (uDavid Harbour), kanye nezinhloli uMelina Vostokoff (Rachel Weiss) no-Elena Belova (uFlorence Pugh).
UNovas usaqhubeka ne-#BlackWidow destacando Rachel Weisz, Cate Shortland, David Harbour, UFlorence Pugh e TaskMaster. pic.twitter.com/5AxiVJvXRe
Isenzo sefilimu esimba eqolo senzeka ngemuva kwesigameko esenzeka esikhumulweni sezindiza iLeipzig-Halle. Ngesikhathi esingahambelani kahle, uNatasha Romanoff uthathwa yisikhathi sakhe esidlule esimnyama - uhlelo lweRed Igumbi, olwenzelwe ukudala abafelokazi, ababulali nezinhloli ezinjengaye. Kuzungeze i-heroine, uzungu luyakhiwa, futhi ukuze aluqede, kuthunyelwa iTaskmaster enesihe, ekwazi ukuphinda kahle noma yikuphi ukunyakaza. Ukubhekana nabantu ngecala lakhe waba uMfelokazi oMnyama, uNatasha unquma ukubuyela ekhaya.
Umqondisi wase-Australia u-Kate Shortland (Berlin Syndrome, Lore) ubephethe ukuqondisa uthayela wokuqala wesigaba sesine seMarvel cinematic universal, kuyilapho uJacqueline Schaeffer (Wanda / Vision) noNed Benson (Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby) esebenza ku-script.
Izilwane eziseMoses Zoo zaqala ukukhumbula abantu
Izilwane ezifuywayo ze-zoo zabona ukuntuleka kwezivakashi futhi manje zibonisa intshisekelo eyengeziwe kuwo wonke umuntu odlula ngendlela.
Abezindaba bezokuxhumana eMoses Zoo yaseMoscow bathi izilwane ziyabona ukushoda kwabantu. Ngasikhathi sinye, abasebenzi baqinisekisa ukuthi konke kuhamba ngendlela yezilwane ezifuywayo, kepha bayaphuthelwa ngabantu.
“Izilwane ezifuywayo ziyakukhumbula izivakashi. Abaningi bakubonile ukuntuleka kwabantu - manje sebebheke kakhulu wonke umuntu odlula ngendlela. Izinduna zilinde izivakashi ikakhulukazi - ama-gorilla nama-orangutan athande ukuxhumana nezivakashi eziya eNdlunkulu yezikhulu, ”kusho zoo ekhasini elisemthethweni ku-Instagram.
Futhi, isithakazelo kubantu sesikhuphukile kuma-panda amakhulu, athathwa njengezilwane zenhlalo encane.
"Ama-panda amakhulu ahlala eyedwa endalweni, futhi ezweni lethu bajabule kakhulu ngokufakwa kwabo namathoyizi ahlongozwayo. Kodwa-ke, manje kubonakala sengathi kukhona abaphuthelwa okuthile. Basebenze kakhulu ekusondeleni wonke umuntu odlula endaweni yabo, ”kusho abasebenzi.
Ukuthi ngisebenze kanjani e-zoo, chungechunge lokuqala
Iningi lezithombe selivele likuthumele engikuthumele noma kumazwana ebekiwe. Njengazo ezinye izindaba ezichaziwe. Kepha manje sebeqoqiwe cishe ndawonye futhi bahlanganiswa ngendlela yomlando obukhoma.
Kwenzeka nje ukuthi isikhashana ngisebenze njengesisebenzi sokunakekela izilwane. Okusho ukuthi, wageza izimbotshana, wapha izilwane nezinye izisebenzi ukunakekela izilwane. Futhi akukhona ukuthi ngizohamba ngiyosebenza ngenxa yomsebenzi, ngithole nokuthi ngizothola malini emasontweni ambalwa ngemuva kokuqala. Bengifuna nje ngempela ukubona isitezi esingemuva ngamehlo ami. Hhawu, thanda izilwane, ngaphandle kwawo.
Lapho ngiya lapho "ngxoxo", bavele bangitshela ukuthi: "Ngabe izingalo nemilenze yakho isemi kahle? Ngakho-ke hamba lapho, lapho udinga khona umfana omusha." Umqondo wavele wagcwala ekhanda lami ukuthi babedle endala kanti futhi, njengoba kunjalo, kucishe kwalunga (umchithi). Ngithunyelwe kuyise omubi, owathi into efanayo: "Kubukeka sengathi kugcwele. Wamukelekile. Uzosebenza nge-tapir, capybaras kanye nezimfudu ezinkulu. Woza kusasa kusasa."
Bengihlaselwa imivimbo. I-Capybar. Hehe. Yilokhu engayiqala le ndaba - ukuqhosha.
Ngokuvamile, ngosuku lokuqala lokusebenza ngathunyelwa ukuyofunda. Funda ukudla kwezilwane eziphathisiwe. Funda ukulungisa izinto ezindizeni. Okokuqala, ezingubeni ezinkulu ezingamakhilogremu amakhulu (zikhutshiwe). Ngoba ama-capybaras.
Base bengingenisa egunjini elikhulu bathi: "Le yi-Dalma. Uyi-tapir. Ngiyacela, ngaphandle kokunyakaza okungazelelwe. Uma kukhona, gijima." Isiqalo esihle ngosuku lokuqala lokusebenza, huh?)
UDalma ngowakhe. Uyi-tapir yaseBrazil futhi enesisindo esingama-200 kg ngaleso sikhathi. Hawu
Akumele ngigijime ngalolo suku, okungenani hhayi kuye. Kwakudingeka ngigijime ezungeze i-zoo. Ngosuku lokuqala nje, banginikeza "ubhapathizo lomlilo" futhi baphonsa wonke umsebenzi onzima kakhulu kimi. Hhayi, kunjalo, noma ngiyi-greenhouse, ngandlela-thile anginakanga, angihlelelanga ukubuyela emuva.
Kuthiwani ngezilwane? Yebo, izimfudu ziyisiphukuphuku. Angibathandi. Kwakukhona abangu-15 kubo. Elincane kunazo zonke lingama-30 kg. Okukhulu kunazo zonke yi-Armor - 105 kg. Babizwa nge-HUGE. Bangakwazi ukuhlala ngokuzolile izingane ezimbili noma umuntu omdala oyedwa (kepha akudingeki). Futhi kuzo zonke izimfudu, ngangithanda i-Armor kuphela. Wayenobuhlakani. Uthi, “Ingalo, asigoduke,” ahambe. Kancane kancane kodwa uyeza. Uthi kuye "Ingalo, leli bastard liyangithukuthelisa, lihlahlele" wabe esekulungisa. Wayengasabi abantu futhi imvamisa enza njengomholi waleli qembu lezigebengu. Ingalo ngumfowethu.
Kungani angiwathandi amafudu? Hhayi, abayiziphukuphuku kuphela, kodwa futhi kwakumelwe ngihambe ngazo nsuku zonke. Ngivula umnyango, bahlakaze. Ngabe sengingenisa abantu emgodini ovulekile kubo, izikhathi eziyikhulu ngosuku ngatshela imithetho yokuziphatha endaweni yezindiza ngibuke abantu kanye nezimfudu.
Ngakho-ke, ngezinsuku ekugcineni, ngabuka ukuthi lezi zilwane zaqhuma kanjani (izimfudu, hhayi abantu). Angisiye umuntu ophendukezelayo, kodwa ngaphoqelelwa ukukwenza. Futhi wabahlukanisa uma abesilisa beqala ukulwa bodwa.
Ngenkathi la mafudu eqala ukusondela ukuze alwe, kwadingeka ukuthi andize kuwo ngejubane eligcwele futhi awadonsela kude. I-barker ingqongqoza omunye wayo endleleni ehlosiwe bese ehudula imilenze yesibili. Ngaphandle kwalokho, uma beshada, ipayipi. Ukuzelula kunzima, futhi izandla zakho zingahlupheka.
Lapho uBronya eqala ukubheka ukulwa, akwenzekanga ukuba amgcine, ngenkani wangidonsela phambili. Ngemuva kwalokho umphathi wathi kimi: "Hlala phezulu."
Ngakho ngagibela ufudu. Ingabe ukhona ogibele izimfudu?
Kuyacaca ukuthi zonke izimfudu zazinegama lazo lesidlaliso. Kepha maye, ukukhumbula ukuthi ngubani onzima ngokwanele, ngoba iningi labo lalifana kakhulu nabafowabo. Kepha abanye ubuntu obugqamile ikakhulukazi bathola izidlaliso kimi. Ngaphandle kwe-Armor, wake wabizwa ngaleyo ndlela ngaphambi kwami. Wayemkhulu futhi emdala: uneminyaka engama-24.
Kepha ngaphandle kwakhe, ngibe nobunye abantu abadumile: uLenin - owesilisa wesibili ngobukhulu. Njalo, lapho kuqala uhlobo oluthile lwe-riffraff, uLenin wayelapho. Ingabe udoti ubeka inqwaba? Hlela ukuphunyuka? Ukuzama ukugumbuqela inkosi?
Kwakunendoda encane eyayinezikhali eziphukile. Waba ngu-Oblomov.
Futhi kwi-GIF kukhona ufudu olwaluthanda kakhulu ama-apula. Waba nje Katyusha.
Kwakunecala elihlekisayo (cha) nabo.
Ngikhulumile nabavakashi futhi ngabachazela ukuthi kufanele ungabondli. Futhi kule nqubo, ucabanga ukuthi ngenza ini? Yondla ufudu (Katyusha) i-apula. Isiphukuphuku kule ndawo ebiyelwe kwakungeyona imfudu kuphela.
Kwakungesisho esithi "Ungabondli, uma kungenjalo bangaluma" umunwe wami ku-phalanx yesibili ungene kuqhwaku (yebo, izimfudu azinawo umlomo, kepha uqhwaku). Kwakulimaza. Kwakukhona igazi. Ngakhipha umunwe ngokuyisimangaliso. Inkazimulo ku-Sky, kwakuyi-Katyusha engamakhilogremu angama-35, hhayi i-Arm-pound Armound.
Isibonelo, njengoba besho.
O, yebo, angiqedanga mayelana nezimfudu. Uyazi ukuthi kungani ngangibazonda? Ngoba baphume bayongena emgaqweni ngokwabo, kodwa bengafuni ukubuyela kusihlwa. Futhi ngaso sonke isikhathi, njalo kusihlwa kwakufanele ngibabuyise. Kusuka kuma-30 kg kg. Into engathandeki kakhulu kulolu daba ukuthi bayamelana futhi bavame ukuhlushwa izandla.
Izembatho zempi, ngendlela, besizine. Kwafika abomndeni bevela kweminye iminyango samthatha samyisa ekhaya. Kuliqiniso, kanengi bekangabuzwa bona abuyele ekhaya, kodwana bekungasasebenzi khulu.
Ngemuva kwalokho, ngemuva kwesikhashana, cishe ezinyangeni ezimbili kamuva, umphathi wancoma ukuthi angabangenisi njalo kusihlwa.
Kusukela kulo mzuzu kuqhubeke, ngangifika njalo ekuseni ngihlole ngamunye nge-snot. Lapha ngithinte iimpumulo.
Sibageze namanzi, sabe sizihlikihla ngamafutha enhlanzi kanye no-avocado ukuze akhanye elangeni abukeke emuhle.
Konke kunamafudu. Futhi ngize ngize kwezinye izilwane, ngizokutshela ukuthi nami kwakumele ngibambe izinkawu (njengasesithombeni. Kuliqiniso, livela kwi-Intanethi, azikho ezami).
Zalethwa izinkawu eziyi-9. Ngesikhathi sokudluliswa kwabo emotweni beziswa ezindizeni, kukhona okungahambanga kahle kwathi abangu-6 kubo babaleka.
Sakhwela izihlahla sabamba izinkawu. Silahlekelwe yibo ngobuhlakani, kepha kunabaningi bethu futhi sinamanethi amanetha amakhulu.
Ngenxa yalokho, eyodwa yaphuthelwa. Wadlula uthango lwe-zoo wadabula izihlahla waya edolobhaneni eliseduze. Ngokubona okuthile okusolisayo, kwadingeka ngigibele uthango lwenye yezindawo. Kwathi lapho ngimbona. Futhi lapho futhi ngibone inja enkulu eyayiphuthuma kimi.
Yehle ngokushesha.
Ngokuvamile, le monkey yephule isalansi ethile kugogo othile, bese ilungisa i-zoo.
Futhi isilayidi sami naso besizophuka uma ngolunye usuku endaweni yami ngithola inkawu.
By the way, bonke ababaleki babanjwa babuyela ekhaya.
Ngenkathi ngilandisa le ndaba, ngabuzwa lo mbuzo: "Wenziwe nezimpisi?".
Yebo ngikwenzile. Kepha azange zivunyelwe ezindabeni zezindiza.
Kepha ngadonsa impisi eyodwa yokuvalelwa yodwa emgqonyeni. Wayedabuke kakhulu, ehleli emvuleni futhi akekho owasondela kuye (indawo yokuhlala ngaphandle kwengalo ye-zoo). Futhi ngafika, ngayihluza (babevame ukusebenzisa i-quarantine, ngakho-ke yayingenakho ukuvikeleka okwenele kweziwula nami) futhi yaphela.
Asikaze sihlangane naye. Kepha lo mhlangano uhlala enhliziyweni yami (futhi ngiyathemba).
Ukuphela kochungechunge lokuqala.
UMars noHalva. Amawele e-Alpaca azalelwa eMoses Zoo
Kwazalelwa amawundlu amabili e-alpaca eMoo Zoo. Ngokuya kwe-TASS ku-zoo, amawundlu azalwa ngokuphumula kwenyanga eyodwa. Ngo-Okthoba 11, kuzalwa owesilisa ogama lakhe linguMars, kwathi ngoNovemba 5, owesifazane ogama lakhe linguHalva.
"Lo nyaka, amawundlu e-alpaca avele maduze nje kunokujwayelekile. Lokhu kuyiqiniso ikakhulukazi kuHalva, owazalwa ngoNovemba ekuqaleni kwesizini ebandayo. Ngokuvamile, i-alpacas yethu iletha izizukulwane ekuqaleni kwesekwindla noma ngasekupheleni kwehlobo, ngakho-ke izingane zathola ithuba lokuthi ziqine "Isikhathi sokuzalela laba bantu abangashintshiwe sesiguqukile ngandlela thile kulo nyaka," kusho umthombo wale nhlangano.
Izingane ezisanda kuzalwa zinobaba oyedwa - owesilisa oneminyaka eyishumi ubudala ogama lakhe linguZhora, kodwa omama bahlukile, kusho ummeleli we-zoo. Kuze kube manje, ama-alpacas amancane achitha sonke isikhathi sawo esiseduze komama bawo. Bayoba nokuzimela ngokuphelele eneminyaka engaba unyaka, kodwa manje sebeqala ukuhlola umhlaba ababazungezile futhi bazi izihlobo zabo ngelukuluku lokwazi.
Manje ama-zoologists aqapha ngokucophelela ukuze amathole azizwe ekhululekile ngangokunokwenzeka. Ngezinsuku ezibandayo kakhulu futhi ebusuku baya ezindlini zabo ezifudumele. UMars noHalva sebephumelele ukuhlolwa kokuqala kwezilwane, banikezwe imigomo efanelekile kanye nemijovo yamavithamini. Abancane baphilile impela futhi bakhula ngokuvana.
Kuze kube manje, isisekelo sokudla kwabo sinika ubisi lwebele. Izinsana ezinelukuluku futhi sezivele zizama ukudla kwezilwane ezindala: hay, imishanelo yemifino, ukudla okhethekile. Ngisho noHalva noMars bayakujabulela ukujabulela izaqathe, kanye nezihlobo zabo ezindala. Ngokungafani kuphela nama-alpacas amadala, amawundlu athola izaqathe kwifomu yashizi.
I-Alpaca uhlobo olufuywayo lwe-vicuna, isihlobo saseMelika esivela emakameleni. Kukholakala ukuthi amaNdiya asePeru aqala ukuzala ama-alpacas okokuqala ngqa eminyakeni eyizinkulungwane eziyisithupha edlule. Kusenamapulazi amaningi akhethekile e-Andes lapho lezi zilwane zifuyiselwa khona izinwele ezifudumele nezikhanyayo. Ungalithanda iqembu le-alpaca futhi ujwayelane neMars noHalva embukisweni weHoofed Row otholakala endaweni endala ye-zoo.
Mayelana nendoda yenkawu
Eminyakeni engamashumi ayisishiyagalolunye, ngiphothula iziqu zasekolishi wawela phansi empilweni ngokuqinile ngithole umsebenzi ku-zoo: omncane kodwa emamatheka uyaziqhenya. Ngikhumbula leyo minyaka, ngaba nezindaba eziyishumi nambili mayelana nokubambezeleka kwemiholo, izilwane nabantu. Ngivele ngikhulume ngokuhlala okuqhakaze kakhulu kwe-zoo, imfene evuthayo uMotka (inhlekelele enezingxenye ezimbili). Esithombeni esingenhla, olandelayo, umlingiswa onesizotha.
Uma uMatilda eyisibonelo se-hysteria yabesifazane kwiphakethe le-furry, khona-ke uChika ungumntwana okhulele esitokisini, kepha akazange alahlekelwe wukuhlonishwa nokuthandwa kwakhe ngabantu.
UChika, inkawu eluhlaza, ungene ku-Zoo Encane evela ezizimele zangasese. Kuthiwa indodana yasolwandle yaletha umama wayo njengengane. Izinkawu ezincane zinhle ngokumangazayo futhi zithinta inhliziyo: uma ungena ekhishini lakho ubone inkawu elahlekile uwoyela ifafaze lonke ufulawa phezulu, isandla sakho ngeke sikhuphuke ukuyibeka ekhoneni. Ungacabangi kanjani ngisho nokusongela i-hobbiter encane ngobuso nangezingalo zengane enesikhumba? Kodwa-ke, umnikazi, futhi ngokusho kwamahemuhemu, wahamba kancane futhi uChika uthathwe kuye washaywa kakhulu, kwathi inkosikazi yadluliselwa ku-PND. Ngenxa yesimo esidlala kakhulu sezinkawu, uChika ngokwakhe angaba imbangela yokuphazamiseka kwengqondo. Kudala ngizwa ngesisho esithi "Ngiyabonga uNkulunkulu ukuthi amakati akanazandla." Ngakho-ke inkawu ikati ngezandla. Uyokhwela kwikhabethe ngalinye, avule imbiza ngayinye, azame yonke into ngezinyo nangezinyembezi. Ngikhumbula ukuthi i-apocalypse esemkhunjini okuyi-movie ethi "Striped Flight" yafika nje ngokubonga inkawu, isishimane sesikebhe.
Umsila ophukile kanye nesihlakala kwaphola masinyane, futhi lokhu esidlule esidabukisayo akuzange kube nomthelela kuChika omnene. Lo mfana uhlale emile, ethintana naye ngokuzithandela. Kaningi kunabanye, wayekhuluma noMatilda, lapho ayebukeka njengesihlakala eduze kwetroll. Emvelweni, izinkawu eziluhlaza ezingamaduna zikhula zibe zikhulu, zifinyelela kumakhilogremu amahlanu, uChika akakhule ngaphezu kwezine.
Njengoba amangqamuzana aseMoti nawakwaChika benodonga olujwayelekile lwamatshe anensimbi eqinile, babevame ukuhlangana eduze kwalo. Zonke izinkawu zihlonipha ukuxubha (ukuzilolonga), futhi lezi ezimbili zikulayini obukhoma babebheka omunye nomunye.
Ukudonswa kwenhliziyo: ezweni lethu elikhulu lokuzilolonga kubantu sekuyisikhathi eside kwabizwa ngegama elithi "sesha." Futhi hhayi ukuthi umphumela wokumba ezinweleni kwakuwukukhishwa kwezinambuzane, ukumane nje kwekhanda kuyindlela edumile yokuxhumana phakathi kozimele. Akumangalisi ukuthi ngekhulu lama-21 bafika nama- “Goosebumps”, okuvela kuwo umuntu aphenduka abe yi-toffee egelezayo.
Kwesinye isikhathi uChika wayethanda futhi akhiphe izinwele zikaMotka (mhlawumbe kwakuyizinwele ezimpunga), okwathi lapho ezithola eshaywa ngempama ngesandla sowesifazane esindayo, kwathi uMadame, ecasulwa ukungaziphathi kahle kuka-barber, wagibela esihlahleni sakhe walwela ngembaba lapho.
Ngokungafani nomakhelwane wakhe, uChikonya akamesabisanga muntu, kodwa wanxusa ngenhlonipho, wafaka ipeni lakhe elincane elinamakhasi amancane ngethala. Ngokungafani noMoti, owayedla ngokubhubhisa i-chip chip, efaka ukudla ngezandla zombili ekuvulekeni kokudla, wayehlala edla ngokucophelela, ebeka eceleni umunwe omncane. Futhi uma uMote wakhonzelwa kangcono esebenza njenge-tyrannosaurus, kufosholo, esuka kude nekheji, khona-ke akekho owamesaba uChiku.
UChika, njengoba kufanele isikhulu esihle, akakaze akhombise ulaka, futhi amukele peyzan ngaphandle kokuphikisana nentukuthelo. Ebona ophethe ama-apula noma amagilebhisi, eshayeka ngokucophelela emgodini, uthathe ngokucophelela umnikelo, wadla ngokunethezeka, wabe esebonga ngokungaphezi lowo onikelayo ngokususa amabalengwe angabonakali, ehleli entendeni yesandla sakhe.
NjengoMatilda, ngezinye izikhathi uChica wayefuna ukushada. Ngaphezu kwalokho, wasekela umbono womphakathi wokuthi amadoda acabanga ngocansi kaninginingi phakathi nosuku - imicabango yakhe yayiholela ekuholeni kombhobho obomvu oluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka okuvela kuboya obuluhlaza njengommese.UMartykh wayehlala emangazwa yile ndaba futhi imizuzu eminingana ekuqaleni wayembheka kabi, eyibeka entendeni yesandla sakhe. Akazange asikisele isenzo sokubonisana uthando kuMote, kodwa wabhekana ngqo nokuhlanya okunamandla kwemilenze yakhe yangasemuva, eqa khona lapho. Ngenxa yemikhuba yakhe, izivakashi zashesha ukudlula emgodini wakhe, zigqolozela izingane zakhe futhi zathulisa "Inkawu yenza izifundo zomzimba!".
Kwake kwenzeka, inkosikazi yangaphambili eyindlovukazi uChiki, umfazi omfushane, okhotheme wobudala, weza e-zoo. Ulethe ubhanana kanye nama rolls esikhwameni samachashaza ansundu, wama emgodini wama wathula. UCiconia akazange ambone ngokushesha, wayematasa ngezinto ezithile ezibaluleke kakhulu yenkawu engxenyeni ephezulu yekheji. Ngenkathi lapho owesifazane efika emkhakheni wakhe wokubona, wamqaphela ngaso leso sikhathi: ngamehlo amancane ansundu kufike umama “ongumama!” Onjengomntwana. Indiza yehle yacindezela isifuba sayo ebukhali enetheni ukuze isondele, yabeka zombili izihlakala kuye futhi yathimula, yathula, izama ukusho okuthile.
Owesifazane wabeka isandla sakhe enetheni, futhi wasidonsa ebusweni bakhe obuncane, wacindezela isihlathi sakhe esimnyama. Akunandaba ukuthi kwenzekani phakathi kwabo kudala, wathethelela futhi wakhohlwa konke, eqhubeka nokuxhumana futhi ancipha - mhlawumbe mayelana nokuhlukanisa, ukuthi iminyaka ihamba kanjani ngaphandle kwakhe, nokuthi waphuthelwa malini.
Owesifazane uthathe isihlakala esikhwameni sakhe, wasihlephula ucezu wasibeka entendeni kaChiki. Imvamisa izivakashi ezifika e-zoo azivunyelwe ukondla izilwane nganoma yini enye ngaphandle kokudla okwemvelo - bese ziphansi kokulawulwa okuqinile, kepha kwenziwa okuhlukile lapha. Mhlawumbe i-bun evela ezandleni zalowo owamukelayo yenza Chika okuhle kunokulimaza, ngokomoya ngokomoya. Umninindlu wavela kaningana emva kwalokhu kuvakasha, wabe esema, kungani - angazi.
UChika waphila impilo ende kaMartysh. Njengomdala, waphulukana namaphupho akhe ezinkawu ezinhle, kepha wathandana namathoyizi athambile, ikakhulukazi i-cub elilodwa elincane, futhi waligqoka lonke ikheji njengewundlu, walicindezela ngesigxobo esisodwa esifubeni sakhe. Ebusuku, ibhere likamathe walala naye endlini yamapulangwe ngaphansi kophahla lwamakheji, kwathi ekuseni uChiya waphuma, ehlanganisa ithoyizi, esidlweni sasekuseni. Imvamisa obaba abanendaba kakhulu nezinkawu zezinkawu, kodwa ekugugeni ngisho nokuthambekela kanye nesifiso sokuba nogogo nomzukulu bavuke kupapa babantu. Ngokubheka ukuthambekela okubucayi kukaChiki, ibhele lokudoba kwakuyinto yokudlala ethambile kakhulu, yize engakaze afunde ukudla ama-aphula.
Azikho ezinye izinkawu ezalethwa e-zoo yethu, ngakho-ke le ndaba elandelayo izokhuluma ngokuthi ngisho nezilwane ezinesibindi azikuthandi kanjani ukugonywa.
Qaphela: izithombe akuzona ezami, ngivela kuma-90s kuphela isithombe sekilasi kusuka ekuthwesweni iziqu futhi ngisekuncane ekhadini lami lomfundi. Ngakho-ke, izinkawu ezisesithombeni zingamabili amaKikoni aphuma kwamanye ama-zoo.
I-opus edlule mayelana nokuphila kwe-zoo yeminyaka yama-90 yaphuma emaphethelweni eSt.
Umshado kaMatilda noma amaphupho anyathelwa phansi.
Izikhathi ezithile, uMatilda wayefisa ukushada. Lezi zinsuku, akazange, njengenjwayelo, ingxenye eyodwa kwezintathu ibandakanya imbongolo ebomvu, kodwa cishe ingxenye eyodwa kwezintathu. Okwenzeka kuye kwakuhlale kumngabaza, kangangokuba wayehlala ethinta izengezelelo zakhe, futhi enethemba elikhulu kubo bonke abavakashi besilisa. Kepha akekho noyedwa owayenesifiso sokuthi uMotkoi, angathumeli abenzi bemidlalo futhi akazange abize kwi-cafe. USeryozha wayesenenkosikazi (umuntu ojwayelekile), futhi isithembu asikhuthaziwe eRussia, ngakho-ke amathemba kaMotka wothando oluqinile lwabesilisa alinalo ikusasa.
Kwake kwathuka i-zoo ezulazulayo idlula phakathi nedolobha, lapho kwakukhona khona umfo we-hamadril. Amadoda asezimfene akhulu ngokuphindwe kabili kuneqhwa, imbongolo yakhe inesizotha, kodwa emahlombe futhi iphansi ilele i-mane eyintofontofo, efana nekaDzhigurda ngemuva kobuhle. Ngalesi mane, ama-hamadrils abizwa nangokuthi imfene evuthayo. Kodwa-ke, ngobuhle obunjalo, umkakhe amthandayo wayesele, futhi lo mbhangqwana waba ne-honeymoon. Umkami akazange azame ngisho ukupheka amazambane amnandi namamandga, kepha uthathe ubuhle bemvelo, hhayi ubuso bakhe nhlobo.
Ngesinye isikhathi, lapho ngiseyingane, ngakha i-ballerina esifundweni se-IZO ngamfaka ebhokisini lepulasitiki, kwathi lapho ngiyilanda ekilasini, kwavela ukuthi inqwaba yepulasitiki elibomvu yanamathela kuye isuka phansi kwephakethe, isicwebezelisi esincane. Ngakho-ke okokuqala ngqa ukuphula isifundo, ngoba bonke abanye ama-macaque ofunda nabo ngokushesha banquma ukuthi kwakungeyona nje ipulasitiki, kodwa kwakungu-bellina wabaphristi. Unkosikazi womfanyana ubukeke ufana ncamashi - ngesigaxa esikhulu esibomvu esigoqekile ekugcineni.
Indoda Hamadril wakhuphuka iphuzu ephakeme emgqonyeni yezilwane futhi wacabanga ukubukeka. Ezimfeni, le nkulumo ingokwemvelo kakhulu. Amehlo ambozwe izinkophe ezimpunga, ezisontekile kusuka ekuhlakanipheni kwangaphakathi, izinkophe ziyanqanyulwa, izingalo zilenga phakathi kwamadolo, kanye nokugqolozela kwamehlo. Owesifazane kaHamadril wavele washiya phansi izifundo zakhe ezazingahlobene nomshado, waqala ukusekela umyeni wakhe. Ngasikhathi sinye, wangcwaba ubuso bakhe phansi wakhombisa ukulungela ukubambisana okunezithelo. Ekuqaleni, umyeni wakhe akazange amnake, ukuze angacabangi lutho lapho, futhi uncono, hhayi ukuthi le nosy. Kepha wabe esehla e-nighttand, njengoZeus evela emafwini, futhi wacabanga umkakhe. Okuthile okufana nesithombe sothando lwabo oluhle kakhulu kubonakaliswa ukuzilamula kwempandla kuhabhu lwe-porn.
Lo mfanyana u-Igorevna wanquma ukunamathela kumkhwenyana kuMotka, naye ngasikhathi sinye futhi owafuna ukwazi futhi waduma, wabiza inkosana ngentende emhlophe.
Iqembu lonke le-zoo sapiens lishumi. Amadoda ayengekho phakathi kwabo bonke abasebenzi, ngakho-ke wonke umuntu wayecaphuna uMatilda. U-Igorevna wavumelana nabanikazi bezilwane mayelana nomyeni wakhe ihora lentombazane emshadweni. Kwakhelwa icebo lokuhlwa kusihlwa kwezothando.
Kodwa-ke, ngomzuzu wokugcina, kwaqhamuka umyalezo wokuthi endaweni ethile uMotka, osesemgodini we-zoo ephathekayo, uhlinzwe engxenyeni yowesifazane nokuthi ukuqhamuka kwengqondo kungambulala.
Ngakho-ke amaphupho ohlanganiso lweZimnyama Zoo elincane elidlalayo lashabalala, futhi uMotya akazange athola ukuthi inkosana isondele kakhulu.
Ngemuva konyaka, lo zoo efanayo ezulazulayo yahamba idabula edolobheni futhi, manje lo mndeni omncane onamamfene uhlalwa izakhamuzi eziningi: ubaba, umama nezingane zangaphambi kwesikole ngezindlebe ezivukayo. Izinsana zezimfene zibukeka ngokungathandeki ngokuphelele - umsila ogobile, izindlebe ezibunjiwe, izingalo ezithobekile nezinezinyawo. Kwamathoyizi, omncane, njengasehlaya, wayenobaba wakhe, noma kunalokho, izinsimbi zakhe. Umama uqulekile, ehleli ngokubukeka okuzimele ngasohlangothini, ngenkathi iqhude elishintshiwe laguqula impilo kababa ethule yaba yisihogo. Omncane washaya izimbabazane, futhi kwangathi ubaba wakhe akagodlanga, akazange afihle okuyigugu, waphinda walithola i-paw lakhe. Ekugcineni, wamboza ikhanda lakhe elincane ngentende yakhe, walicindezela phansi. I-petty froze isikhashana, bese ibeka masinyane ipeni lesikhumba ngaphansi kwedolo likayise bese ifinyelela izinsimbi. Ngisola ukuthi ngale ndlela encane yakhishwa ngokufakwa inzalo ngomshini kwabazoncintisana nabo ngokuzayo.
Impilo ye-motin yaqhubeka ebusheni obungenacala. Kuqhubekile nokuzijabulisa kwezokuzijabulisa ezilula - ukukhuthaza uChika ukuthi azilolonge (ukuzindla okucabangayo ngaphakathi kimi uvolo), zonda abesifazane futhi uthande ukude Seryozha.
Manje kuzoqala ukubheka ukubuyela emuva okungenangqondo.
Emnyangweni wami we-aquarium oxhaswe, phakathi kwezinye izilwane, bekukhona izimfudu zemashi. Emakhathuni, amafudu ahlabelela izingoma, agibele amabhubesi futhi akhombise izimangaliso zokuhlakanipha. Empilweni, omfudu bachitha izinsuku bezama ukuphuma odongeni lwe-plexiglass lwethala, banamathela emathekeni abo ngaphansi kwesibani esifudumele badle izibungu ze-mealworm, inhliziyo yenkomo, amagundane nezinye izinto ezinhle. Ngenxa yezimfudu, ngafafaza izibungu zikafulawa (izinto ezidabukisayo akuzona izibungu, kepha izibungu zezimbungulu eziqhuma ufulawa ziphindaphindeke) - ziphuzi, usayizi wephaphasi lomunwe nokunye okudlula umeshi omuhle nekhanda elinsundu. Kwesinye isikhathi lezi zibungu zisuswa kumafilimu asabekayo esikhundleni sezimpethu (futhi uma ubona izibungu eziphakeme kakhulu ku-movie, lokhu kungenye enye imbungulu, i-zoobus), okuvumela izidumbu ze-silicone ukuba zingene ngezinyawo zamehlo. Ngenxa kafulawa, akufiseleki ukuphonsa izibungu emanzini njengoba kunjalo, i-terrarium isivele iqala izimfudu esikhathini esingamahora emva kwesidlo sakusihlwa, ngakho-ke ngaphambi kokudla ngangigqoka izibungu okokugcina (futhi kuphela) kwezinqubo zokugeza empilweni yazo.
Futhi-ke ngiyeza, ngihamba nesitsha esigcwele izibungu ezivuthayo ekhishini. UMotya wayevame ukuthakazelela kuphela ukuthi angangidonsa ngochungechunge lokuxhuma, kepha amehlo akhe awela esitsheni ephethe izibungu ezazisesandleni sami.
Angikaze ngiyizwe imisindo enjalo kuye. UMotka ububule, enyibilikisiwe, egobezele phezulu kunetha futhi welula intende yakhe ngamazipho amnyama endishini. Emvelweni, imfene idla ukudla kwezilwane, ngisho nokuzingela izilwane ezincelisayo (yize ingakaqali ukudla izoso), kanti izinambuzane zakha ingxenye ebalulekile yokudla. Wayondla kahle e-zoo, kepha kwakungekho obamba izinambuzane.
Ngangesaba ukusondela kakhulu kuyo yonke igridi, ngakho-ke ngaselula isitsha futhi ngasicindezela kusixhumanisi se-chain. UMotya wadla lonke izibungu, wagoqa amehlo wakhe, washaya umoya, wabe esekhotha yonke iminwe yakhe, wahlekisa sonke isidlo. Ukuphathwa kwakwanele ebudlelwaneni bethu noMatilda ukuthuthuka kufudumele nokuthembela, ngenxa yalokhu, ngandisa indawo ehlwanyelwe izibungu zikafulawa egumbini elingasemuva. Ngemuva kwamaviki ambalwa, uMotya wahudula intende yami kuphela ekhejini (hhayi eceleni kwami, ngenhlanhla), wayibamba ngokuqinile futhi waveza ukumba ngoboya obukhulu obungabonakali esandleni sakhe: ukusesha kokuqala ngangisafudumele, kubanda futhi ngicabanga impilo yami yesikhathi esizayo ngaphandle kweminwe, kodwa uMotka wakwenza kwacaca ukuthi usazobekezelela omunye umuntu wesifazane empilweni yakhe ukuthi athelele izimpethu zikafulawa.
Isithombe (hhayi sami) sibonisa iphupho likaMotin futhi sichaza ukuthi kungani izinkawu zidinga umsila.
Futhi kulesi sithombe umbhangqwana ojabule wenza ukuzilolonga okufanayo.
Mayelana nentokazi enoboya uMatilda
Izivakashi zihlala ziqala ukubheka okungenani okuthile edolobheni lethu, ngenxa yabantu abahlala lapha. Ngemuva kokuqikelela ukuthi akukho ndawo lapho bengaphuma khona, badlula esigabeni sokuthungathwa kwemizwa, bese benqaba imiphumela yokucinga, bese bethobeka, okuthi emva kwalokho baye kwezinye izikali noma bathenge ifulethi bese bekhononda yonke le minyaka "kahle, umgodi!" noma "kunjalo, edolobheni lakithi kwakuyichilo."
Umndeni wami wafika kuleli dolobha usuka endaweni u-Alyosha Popovich anamahloni okutshela (i-anecdote ngaphansi kweposi), ngakho-ke indawo yokuhlala entsha ayigcinwanga nje ukunakekelwa, kodwa yathandwa kakhulu. Yize kungekho, ngiqamba amanga, ngingakhuluma ngesigodi sangakithi isikhathi eside ngikhala izinyembezi zabantwana. Kwakungekho mdala kakhulu lapho, kodwa izingane zalimala. Kuphi enye indawo ongawudla kuyo umhlanga, bamba izimfudu ku-steppe, ubambe esihlabathini ngekhanda lakho bese ubhukuda odakeni olusha phakathi komgwaqo. Kwakuyisikhathi segolide.
Okokuqala, imvula yayivame ukuna lapha ehlobo (futhi hhayi kabili kuzo zonke izinyanga ezintathu), futhi okwesibili, engxenyeni yakudala yedolobha kwakunesiteshi sabantu abasha. Edolobhaneni lomdabu, umndeni ngamunye wawugcina ipulazi nenyoni, amasoseji kanye namabhilidi agijimela esitebeleni, kodwa lapha ngiqale ngabona amahawu nezingulube zempi lapha.
Kuze kube yilapho ngineminyaka engu-16 ubudala, ngangivame ukuhlangana nemibuthano yabathandi bezimilo futhi ngivele ngifinyelele ku-Igor, umholi othandekayo:
- Uma ngithweswa iziqu, ngizobe sengibuyile futhi ngizosebenza lapha!
"Uzoxolisa," kusho u-Igorevna onamandla. - Umholo lapha izinyembezi kuphela.
- Ngizosebenza ngaphandle komholo! Ngiphuze ukugabadela kakhulu, ngiphupha ukukhula ngomzingeli onesibindi nomzingeli, njengoGerald Darrell. Futhi emva kwakho konke, kube sengathi kubhekwe emanzini, lo mprofethi ohlaselwe, ngoba lesi sikhungo saphela ngo-1998, lapho umbuso unciphisa izisebenzi zikahulumeni futhi ukhubazekile. Ayikho imali yanikezwa. Kepha ngesikhathi ngingekho, isiteshi saseYunnat saphenduka into ebizwa nge-Zoo Encane. Ama-hamsters nezingulube asala emithanjeni ye-homeopathic, kodwa kwakukhona okutholakele kusuka ku-zoo yeselula eshisiwe, eyayidlula futhi ishiya zonke izilwane ezifuywayo. Kwakukhona uhlobo oluthile lwendaba emnyama okwakuyi-Igorevna kuphela ayaziyo. Kwafika izilo ngezilo, ikakhulukazi ezazifuna ukuzothatha uMatilda, imfene, imazi endala, uhlobo lokukhokhiswa isikweletu saleso silo esashabalala. U-Igorevna, ngenxa yokuntula ezinye izindlela zokuncenga nokuzivikela, ngaphandle kokudinwa kwangaphakathi, wavula ikheji wasikisela ukuthi "Thatha!" I-Hamadrils icishe ifane nosayizi we-airedale, futhi esimeni sayo siyisiphambano phakathi kukaHitler nekhukhamba elihlanya. Ngokubukeka kufana nenja empunga, eyanquma ukuvela ibe yinto eyindilinga, kodwa yathula lapho ibona esibukweni amehlo ayo ansundu kanye nezimpunga, ezazibekwe eduze. UMotya wakhulisa izinwele zakhe, izindlebe zakhe zahlehla, futhi waphuzi kusuka ekubhemeni amazinyo, kunalokho, wabeka phambili. Abantu beStrange bathi "dununah" bahambe.
Ngaphezu kukaMoti, impisi egama linguVovka, impungushe iMilka, i-Arctic fox Petrushka, i-raccoon Letizia, inkawu eluhlaza okotshani Chikonya kanye ne-kangaroo engenasibindi, i-porcupine, ibhungane, nazo zonke izinhlobo zopholi. Ungayenqaba kanjani futhi unganikeli iminyaka emincane engcono kakhulu kulokhu kuhlangana?
Into yokuqala engaxwayiswa ngayo ungabondli phakathi kwamabili Ungazithobi izingxenye zomzimba ezisengozini emangqamuzaneni. Ikakhulu Mote. Ukuphonsa okuthile kuMota bekungeke kwenzeke kunoma ngubani onobuhlakani. UMotya ubehlala ekhejini eligcinwe kahle ngaphandle kwama-podshellenie, maphakathi nekheji umuthi ofile wanamathela, okwafakwa kuwo amaketanga nezintambo zezimoto ezintanjeni. Kwesinye isikhathi, ngenxa yemizwa emihle, wayegcotshwa ngamathoyizi athambile (ukusuka eceleni, okwenzeka ngokulandelayo kufana ncamashi nokondla izingwenya ngezinkukhu - lapha isidumbu senkukhu siwela phezulu, kepha amathumba amanzi nezingwenya zibhubhisa inyoni ngomzuzwana). Ngakho-ke amathoyizi awazange aqhamuke. Izinsuku zokugcina wayehlala emqamelweni njengeSilo esidumile, okubonisa ukungabi nandaba ngokuphelele kwabantu abadlula. Kwesinye isikhathi kukhetha ubuvila phakathi kwamathayili asodongeni lweseli, futhi ngenxa yalokho, kukhethwe wonke amathayili. Kwesinye isikhathi wadonsela isikhumba esimpunga ethangeni lakhe, athulule ukhuni kuso bese siwuyeka ukuze sawdust indize ngezindlela ezihlukile. Kodwa-ke, ekhanda lakhe elinjengezinja, bekukhona ukubalwa okuqhubekayo kwebanga umuntu angajikijela ngalo i-paw futhi abambelele kuma-sapiens adlula. AmaSapiens amemeza, azama ukubaleka, yena uMotya, wafanekisela lo mfokazi, eshaya amazinyo futhi edonsela umuntu nge-link-link eyenziwe ngesikhumba noma izingubo kuye. Ngenhlanhla, izinwele zaklebulwa kalula, futhi ingubo yokugqoka yayingasuswa.
Angazi ukuthi ngubani owakhulisa uMotya, mhlawumbe ukhukhamba ohlanya, ngoba empilweni yakhe yasendle kunezindawo ezimbalwa ezazisetshenzisiwe. Owokuqala ukuzonda izingane. Lapho nje ebona ingane, uMotya waqala ukuvuvukala. Waphuthuma ngaleya cage, wadonsa amaketanga alengiswe esihlahleni, wamemeza amathayi ezimoto, waziphonsa ethangini lokuxhuma futhi washaya sengathi akusiyona ingane eza ekheji, kodwa uMavrodi, owamhlawulela yonke imali wacela okunye.
Okwesibili, uMotya wayezonda abesifazane, eqinisweni ebabona njengezimbangi. Abesifazane abathathu kuphela kubasebenzi, okubandakanya i-Igorevna, abangazizwa belondekile, futhi leso sihlobo - ngaphandle kwesidingo, akekho noyedwa owayeyongena esitokisini aye eMotka.
UMotka wayephatheke kabi lapho kuvela ingane nowesifazane ezitokisini zakhe. Wayengavuselela i-Hulk yakhe yangaphakathi uma owesifazane eza nokudla. Kodwa-ke, abesifazane abakhulele emakhathuni ngezinkawu ezinomusa ezidansa ngamawundane noma ukusiza abantu ukuba baphathe ama-TV, bacabanga ukujabulisa izingane zabo ngokuxhumana okuseduze neMotka. Ngakho-ke, phambi kwamehlo akhe banikeza u-HER BANANAS ku-mavrody ezondwayo.
Ngicabanga ukuthi ngemuva kwalokhu, izingane zaba nokuzindla ngokwazo ngaphambi kokushiwo ezincwadini ezikhuluma nge-psychology yobudala besikole sasenkulisa. Okungenani maqondana noMatilda. Ngokuthukuthela, uMotka waba njengomuntu odlubulundela onobudlova, lapho umphangi azulazula khona - umlobi wethoyinti ongenaso isisulu ngembongolo enkulu ebomvu, edwengula umphangi ngenethi yomiyane, futhi ekhala njengogogo onesifo sokuwohloka komqondo. Amandla okumemeza kwakhe nawakhe okuyimfihlakalo icala linye lithi umthelela: ngobunye ubusuku, uMatilda wamemeza ngokungazelele, futhi ngenxa yalokhu kukhala, i-kangaroo elele ngokuthula ekhejini elilandelayo yahamba yaqonda emfuleni.
Okwesithathu, uMotya uthandwe ngabantu. Ehlangana nabantu besilisa, waba yinkosazana enziwe waba ngumuntu, waba nenhlonipho enkulu, futhi amandla okusebenza kwamaphimbo nokwentuleka kwezikhungo zokukhuluma engqondweni yakhe kwakungamvumeli ukuba akhulume isiFulentshi.Uthando ayemthanda kakhulu kwakunguSerezha ongugesi, owake wahamba ezungeza i-zoo e-T-shirt esimweni sezulu esishisayo futhi wamkhombisa ukuthi ama-sapiens nawo ayabukeka futhi ayabukeka. Ngaphambi kokuthi uSeryozha axhumane kuphela nomakhelwane kaChika, udokotela omncane onamehlo adabukisayo - kepha angakwazi yini ukuthi uCika, umlinganiswa omkhulukazi ogxile squirrel, ancintisane noSeryozha omuhle? Ngemuva kokubona uSeryozha, obezosebenza ekuseni, ngefasitela le-zoo, uMotka wehla esihlahleni, ngasikhathi sinye wakhipha izindebe zakhe ngeshubhu futhi wakhuluma "ngendlebe-yakhe" emnene. Sethemba injabulo yesifazane enesizotha, uMotya wanikela ngalo lonke uthando lwayo, olwalungelona usizo ekudingisweni.
Ngangesaba kufanele izandla zikaMotka eziyishumi. Ikheji lakhe lalibheke ekungeneni ekhishini, lapho, ngokobuhlanga, kwakudingeka khona ukuthi lihambe lisebenzise uhlelo lokunikezela ngamanzi emnyangweni wami we-aquarium. USinister wangiqapha ngesineke, kwathi lapho esengikhuculula, njengokudoba ubhiya, wemba izinto zakhe ezigqokile neziqu zakhe wadonsela kuye ekhala ngokunqoba. Amandla ale Madame ayenjengomgibe webhere. Kwakufanele ngiphume ngenhloni engigqoke ingubo yami yokugqoka bese ngiyishiya idwengulwa. Ngakho-ke ngahamba ngaya emcimbini owodwa e-arc ebanzi, ngimboza iScylla yethu.
Engxenyeni elandelayo: ukwethuka nokumangala! Umshado kaMatilda noma amaphupho anyathelwa phansi.
I-anecdote mayelana nePopovich (emdala njengoPopovich).
U-Ilya Muromets no-Alyosha Popovich bahlangana ngandlela thile.
- Futhi ukuphi, qhawe elihle, kepha ubani igama lakho? - kubuza u-Alyosha.
- Igama lami ngingu-Ilya Muromets, futhi ngisendaweni ethile engivela eMurom. Futhi ungubani, kepha uvelaphi?
- Ungibizele u-Alyosha Popovich, kepha kusuka kuliphi indawo engingazukutshela.
I-PySy: Lesi sithombe akusona esami, futhi akusona esaseMotya, kepha i-physiognomy iyafana.