Kungekudala ngifunda le ndaba futhi ngahleka kakhulu.
Nginqume ukuyiphonsa lapha, ngakho uyamomotheka!
Agasti 15th.
Silapha eCanada! Ngihlaba umxhwele leli lizwe! Nakhu kuyamangalisa! Izintaba zinhle kakhulu. Ngibheke ngabomvu ukubabona bembozwe yiqhwa.
Okthoba 14th.
ICANADA! Le yindawo enhle kakhulu emhlabeni! Amaqabunga ezihlahleni aphenduka aphuzi futhi athola wonke ama-shades wesibuko, ukusuka kokubomvu kuya ku-orange. Izolo ngithathe uhambo oluthokozisayo ukuphuma edolobheni ngiya emaphandleni. Ngeke ukholwe! Wabona inyamazane zasendle! Endle, muhle kakhulu futhi unomusa. Ngempela lezi yizilwane eziheha kakhulu emhlabeni. Hhayi, imikhoba nje! Cha, liyipharadesi langempela!
Novemba 11th.
Isikhathi sokuzingela i-Deer sivulwa maduze. Kuyesabeka! Angicabangi ukuthi othile angaphakamisa isandla ngalesi sidalwa esimnandi, esingenangozi. Silindele iqhwa usuku nosuku. Ngiyayithanda lapha!
Disemba 2nd.
Ekugcineni! Iqhwa liwe ngalobo busuku. HOORAY! Ukuvuka ekuseni, sathola isithombe esihle ngaphandle kwefasitela. Konke kumbozwe ngethala elimhlophe qhwa, elimhlophe qhwa. Kubukeka sengathi kukhadi likaKhisimusi elimangalisayo! Ngihlabeke umxhwele! Mina nomkami siphume ngenkani ngaphandle kwendlu, futhi ngokushesha sisusa umpheme nendawo yokupaka phambi kwendlu, saqala ukuphonsa izindwani zeqhwa ngokuhleka. (Ngiphumelele). Kungazelelwe, kwehla iqhwaqa likithayela, lavimba yonke indawo yokupaka iqhwa. Kodwa lokhu akuzange kusikhungathekise, futhi ngasheshe ngaliphonsa iqhwa. Akuve kukuhle lapha! Ngiyayithanda iCanada!
Disemba 12.
Iqhwa liphinde lawa futhi ngalobo busuku. Umshayi weqhwa waphinda iqhinga lakhe wahluleka
ukupaka.
Disemba 19.
Bekubuye kube neqhwa futhi namhlanje kusihlwa. Angikwazanga ukusula indawo yokupaka futhi ngashiya umsebenzi. Kuhle lapha, kunjalo, kepha sengivele ngikhathele, ngisusa ukupaka kweqhwa njalo. Isiphukuphuku seqhwa esinobuwula!
Disemba 22nd.
Nakulokhu, lesi sinengiso esimhlophe sawela ebusuku! Ngathola izingcucu zegazi ezingalweni zami
nobuhlungu be-back back, kusuka ekuhlanzeni okungapheli kweqhwa. Kubukeka sengathi le nkuni ye-Woodpecker ebeka ophahleni lweqhwa ifihle ekhoneni futhi ilinde nje ukuthi ngiphonse iqhwa endaweni yokupaka. ASS!
Disemba 25.
UMARRY FAKEN KRISMAS! Leliqhwa elinamandla futhi! Ukuthi nje ufike emphinjeni waleyo ndodana yesikhwanyana esisekushiseni kweqhwa. Ngiyafunga ukuthi ngingaxabana nobuthakathaka! Futhi-ke, kungani izinsizakalo zedolobha zingafafazi usawoti emigwaqweni ebibanzi? Izolo ngihambe futhi ngacishe ngazibulala!
Disemba 27.
Leyo shiti emhlophe yaphinde yawa futhi ebusuku! Ngosuku lwesithathu ngihlala ekhaya, ngaphandle kwezinsizwa zokususa indawo yokupaka ngemuva kweqhwa. Angifiki ndawo. Imoto yanyamalala ngaphansi kwentaba yale nkunkuma emhlophe! Futhi kubanda kangakanani! Indoda evela ehhovisi lesibikezelo sebhokisi ithembisa amanye amasentimitha angama-20 wehembe elimhlophe namuhla kusihlwa. IGOLI! Uyazi ukuthi mangaki amafosholo eqhwa azokwakha amasentimitha angama-20?
Disemba 28.
Le bastard evela kwizikhungo zokubikezela ibingalungile! Amasentimitha angama-50 awile. Kubukeka sengathi leli b ... cue iqhwa alincibiliki kuze kube ihlobo. Kwaqubuka ikhephu eduze kwendlu yethu, futhi lo mshayeli wezinsimbi weza egijima eza kithi ecela ukuboleka ifosholo. Ngamtshela ukuthi ngiphule amafosholo ayisithupha, ngalahla eceleni isichuse esimhlophe abesigcwalisa indawo yethu yokupaka, manje sengiphula okwesikhombisa mayelana nekhanda lakhe lewundlu.
Janawari 4th.
Namuhla, ekugcineni uphume endlini! Ngiye esitolo ukuyothenga amagremu. Futhi-ke, lapho ebuyela kulezinkomo - inyamazane iyandiza iqonde emgwaqweni futhi iphule yonke umphambili wemoto nezinselo zayo. Ukulimala ngamadola ayizinkulungwane ezintathu! Hhayi-ke, kungani laba bazingeli be-shit bengababulali ama-Pascuds ngoNovemba? Lezi zidalwa (deers) zikuyo yonke indawo futhi yonke indawo. Yini abangayiklebhula, imishado!
Meyi 3rd.
Ngishayele imoto eworkshop. Ngeke ukholwe, kepha le pelvis yayinesikhathi sokugqwala
ngokuphelele, kusawoti owenziwa izimbuzi ezinsizeni zedolobha othelelwa emigwaqweni.
Meyi 10.
Zonke! Ngiya eFlorida. Angicabangi ukuthi ukhona umuntu ongena
Umqondo ojwayelekile, ufisa ukuhlala kule Canada e-fucking!
Ividiyo: Ukubonisana: I-Israel noma iCanada?
Ngenkathi izakhamizi zeplanethi yonke zibhidlizwa ngamandla okumangalisa zifuna izizathu ezintsha "zokwabelana", ubutha kanye nobutha, izilwane, zingaphazanyiswa yimisebenzi "ehlakaniphile" enjalo, qhubeka nokusungula ubudlelwane obungenasici, unganaki ngisho nokwehluka okufana nenani lamazinyo, ukubukeka, ubukhona noma ukuntuleka kwezinswelaboya noma umehluko kokuthandwayo kwe-gastronomic.
Ividiyo: 1125. Ukuqhathanisa kwe-Israyeli neCanada. Ukufuduka eCanada
Isibonelo, elinye ihansi laseCanada lakhetha indawo eyinqaba yokubopha amaqanda - amathuna edolobha laseBuffalo, esifundeni saseNew York. Imibuzo engaqondakali yama-goose ayikhathazeki kangako, kodwa iqiniso lokuthi amathuna ajwayelekile athule futhi athule - lo mbumbulu, yiqiniso, awukwazi ukusiza kodwa ukwazisa.
Goose ngaphansi kokunakekela inyamazane.
Kodwa-ke, enye, futhi eyinyamazane yaseCanada, yanquma ukuthi amathuna lawo ayengaphephile kangako futhi yathatha lo mama onezinwele ngaphansi kwakhe. Ngamanye amazwi, cishe izinsuku ezingamashumi amabili, ngenkathi insikazi iqandusela amaqanda, inyamazane yayiqapha isidleke sayo, ingavumeli muntu ukuba ingene kuyo. Singasho ukuthi wasebenza njengobaba onothando.
Ubungani phakathi kwezilwane
10. IGorilla nekati
IGorilla Coco iyisidalwa esifunde kakhulu emlandweni. Othisha bakhe bahlala benaka ikhono elihlukile likaCoco lokuqonda ulimi. UCoco ukhuluma uLimi Lwezandla lwaseMelika, futhi, njengoba wazi, wazakhela eyakhe inkomba yezimpawu azijwayele.
Ngo-1984, uCoco wabuza abanakekeli bakhe ngethuba lokuthola ikati yezilwane zasekhaya. Ukhethe kitten grey wamqamba igama elithi All Ball. UCoco wayinakekela kakhulu inyamazane, kungathi iyinyane lakhe, futhi waba sesimweni sokuxineka ngemuva kokuhlukana nayo.
Lapho kitten ishayiswa yimoto, uCoco walila ngokufa kwekati, wasebenzisa izimpawu ezichaza isimo sakhe sokudangala. Kusukela lapho, ubelokhu eba nezilwane ezifuywayo eziningana.
Ngenkathi indlovu uTemba incane kakhulu, umama wakhe washona. Kutholwe intandane futhi isindiswe yibo abahlukanisi ababemhambisa eShamwari Nature Reserve eSouth Africa. Kulesi siqiwi, indlovu yayikhona esibayeni ukuyivikela kwezinye izilwane. Njengoba izindlovu ziyizilwane zenhlalo, zavumela nokubeka imvu egama lingu-Albert paddock ukuze iTembe ibe nomuntu wokuxhumana nayo.
Ekuqaleni, indlovu imane yajaha imvu isikhashana, kodwa ekugcineni, yanamathela kakhulu komunye nomunye futhi yalala eduzane ubusuku bonke. Lapho kufika isikhathi sokukhulula uTemba empilweni yakhe yamahhala, u-Albert wathathwa kuye, wamfaka enkampanini yezilwane zaseNingizimu Afrika ezijwayelekile. Ngaphambi kokuthi uTemba “akhishwe”, amathumbu akhe agula, ngakho u-Albert wasala egcinwe.
8. Imvubu nofudu
Igagasi le-tsunami elathwala imvubu encane ka-Owen olwandle lamhlukanisa nabazali bakhe. Ngemuva kokumthola abahlikihla, wayiswa endaweni yokuhlala izilwane eMombasa, eKenya. Othisha baka-Owen banqume ukuthi angahlanganyela indawo yakhe yokuhlala neshobhe elidala elineminyaka engu-100 okuthiwa nguMzi. Kodwa-ke, njengoba kuphawuliwe, u-Owen waqala waziphatha nefudu lowesilisa kungathi ngunina.
Imvubu nofudu kugejile balala ndawonye, u-Owen wakhotha ubuso befudu futhi walivikela. Imvubu nemvubu, njengomthetho, ihlala nonina iminyaka emine yokuqala yokuphila kwayo, u-Owen wahlala noMzi kuze kube ngu-2007, kwathi ngemuva kwalokho wangeniswa kwezinye izimvubu.
Ngo-2011, e-Forest Lawn Cemetery eBuffalo, kwavela ubungani obungajwayelekile phakathi kwe-goose ne-deer. Inyosi yaseCanada yabeka amaqanda ayo emchamweni, yahlala lapho ukuze iwadle. Ngesinye isikhathi, iduna elinezinyamazane laqala ukuza kuye njalo futhi lisebenze njengonogada. Njalo lapho abantu bezama ukusondela endaweni yokuhlala yezinyoni, wayesukuma azivikele ekugwemeni usongo.
Le ndlela yokuziphatha eyinqaba yahlala amasonto amathathu, okungukuthi, kuze kube yilapho kuboshiwe amathuna. Lapho nje i-goose iqala ukuhamba nezingane zayo, inyamazane inyamalala ingene ehlathini, iwenzile umsebenzi wayo kahle.
6. Inja ne-otter
Lapho ingane ye-sea otter itholakala ishiywe endaweni yokwakha eWales, iyiswa endaweni yemvelo lapho yayondliwa khona futhi yelashwa, kwabe sekuhlelelwa ukuthi idedelwe endle. Ezinyangeni ezimbalwa kamuva, othisha bale ngane banquma ukuthi udinga umngani ukuze amandla akhe angaguquki angachithi.
Njengoba ama-otter ebhekwa njenganolwazi kakhulu, imidlwane yaqashelwa njengabalingani abahle kubona. Ngenxa yalokhu, i-otter 'yahlotshwa' kuLabrador Molly owayenenyanga eziyisishiyagalombili, badlala ndawonye, ngenkathi um-otter efunda ukubhukuda. I-otter, eyayiqanjwa ngokuthi yi-Gireint, kufanele idedelwe endle ngokushesha okukhulu.
5. Isikhwehlela kanye nekati
Ngesinye isikhathi eMassachusetts ikati lizulazula lifakwe emndenini owodwa, osesimweni sokuxinwa ngokweqile. Ekuqaleni babenenkinga yokuthi ingane kungenzeka ukuthi ayiphile, kepha basheshe babona ukuthi lo mbala unomhlengikazi ongaziwa. Amalungu omndeni abukele iqhude limlethela izimpethu, futhi amvikele kunoma iyiphi ingozi engaba khona.
UCrow, ogama lakhe nguMose kanye nekati elibizwa ngokuthi uCassie, baba yizinkanyezi ze-Intanethi ngemuva kokuba umndeni wakwaCollitos uthumele i-video ehlanganyelwe ku-YouTube. Ama-ravens ayaziwa ukuthi ayizinyoni ezihlakaniphe kakhulu, futhi ajabulele ukusebenzisana nomphakathi. Kodwa-ke, kungani uMosisi akhethe uCassie namanje kuyimfihlakalo, kepha ubungani babo baba isisekelo sokubhala incwadi yezingane.
4. Amahlosi, ibhere nebhubesi
Ngenkathi izimo eziningi zobungani phakathi kwezilwane kulolu hlu zingumphumela wengozi noma yengozi, lobu buhlobo obungajwayelekile phakathi kwehlosi, ibhubesi nebhere kwaqhamuka ngemuva kokuba sebesuswe endlini yenkosi yezidakamizwa ngesikhathi sokuhlaselwa ngamaphoyisa. Amawundlu la ahlala endaweni yokuhlala yezilwane, lapho ayegcinwa khona ndawonye, naphezu kokuthi esinye nesinye sezilwane zawo ezintathu saziwa ngesimo saso esinolaka.
Manje bonke sebekhulile, kepha basadlala ndawonye futhi balale ngaphansi kophahla olufanayo lwamapulangwe ebusuku. Izilwane zazisezandleni zomnikazi ongaba yizimpawu zesimo. Abanye ochwepheshe bakholelwa ukuthi amahlosi angaphezu kuka-5000 ahlala nabantu base-United States, okudlula kakhulu kunenani elisele endle.
3. Inja ne-capybara
Ama-capybaras ayinduku enkulu kunazo zonke emhlabeni. Zingulube ezinkulu zegiya, zihlala ngamaqembu, kanti izwe lakubo yiNingizimu Melika. Izilwane ezimbili zasindiswa ngasikhathi sinye endaweni esekamu ePeru: i-capybara egama linguCharlie nenja egama linguPacho. Ngaphambi kokuba asindiswe, uCharlie wayegcinwa endlini yomndeni wakule ndawo njengesilwane esifuywayo.
AbakwaCapybaras, yize bethi bahle kakhulu, kodwa abahlali ababi, kepha abahlengi bathatha isinqumo sokukhulula uCharlie, kepha wayebuye abuyele endlini eyofuna uPacho. Namuhla, uPacho noCharlie bahlukanisiwe. Uma uCharlie ebhukuda ajule kakhulu lapho bobabili bebhukuda, uPacho uyamsindisa, yena uCharlie uvame ukugeza ukudla ukuze abelane noPacho.
2. I-Orangutan nenja
Ama-orangutan weSuria nenja uRoscoe akhuliswa ndawonye eSancwele of South Carolina. Bahlangane lapho iSuria ibona ukuzulazula okungenamakhaya kukaRoscoe esifundeni sesikhungo sezilwane. Othisha banqume ukuyithatha le nja bamvumela ukuthi achithe isikhathi noSuria ukuze kuthi kubonakale umngani wabo lapho bezibona.
Ama-Orangutan ahlakaniphile kakhulu futhi akhethe ukungabi yedwa. USurya ushayise le nja ngokuhambahamba emzimbeni, babuye babhukuda kanyekanye. Lo “mbhangqwana” uze wagibela ndawonye ngemuva kwendlovu, nayo ehlala endlini engcwele. Labameli lababili bemhlaba wezilwane baba yisizathu sokuloba incwadi, imali ethathwa kuyo imali ehlelwe ukuthi itshalwe ekwakheni ikhaya labo elijwayelekile.
Emazweni amaningi kuyenqatshelwa ukondla izilwanyana eziseduze kwezilwane ezilwaneni. EJapan, noma kunjalo, kuvunyelwe ukondla izinyoka ngezinduku bukhoma. Kwi-zoo yaseTokyo, i-hamster yabekwa endaweni yokudonswa kwenyoka egama lingu-Aochan, eyayenqaba ukudla amagundane aqandisiwe. U-Aochan, inyoka ethanda kakhulu izinduku kakhulu, kungabonakala sengathi, ngabe vele udle i-hamster, kepha esikhundleni salokho, wamshiya yedwa.
I-hamster, ngokusobala, ayesabi umngani wayo omusha futhi imvame ukulala phezu kwakhe. Ekuqaleni, abagcini babecabanga ukuthi kukhona okungahambi kahle ngenyoka, noma ukuthi kamuva uzodla i-hamster, kepha izilwane zaba ngabangane futhi azange zihlukane izinyanga ezimbalwa. Aba yisikhangi sendawo ye-zoo, futhi iHamster ejabulayo yabizwa ngokuthi iGohan, okusho ukuthi "ukudla".